Me and my drum have all sorts of fun,
We eat chocolate bars -  yum yum,
These chocolate bars go into my tum and then they come out of my ***

Me and my drum have all sorts of fun,
We have so much fun it makes me ***,
Then I eat a plum and drink some ***,
After that I chew some gum

Me and my drum have all sorts of fun,
We have so much fun it makes numb,

What would I do without my drum?

I'm a poor little chest,
I try to try my best,
I wake up wearing a vest,
The birds wake me up in their nest,
Then I guessed that my one drum is a pest,
In maths I had a test,
I decided to have a rest,
What they don't know is that I'm chest a poor little chest trying to try my best.

My name is haz but you can call me Harry,
I also like the name Barry,
I'm always happy as Larry.. Wait I'm not,  
I also have snot running from my nose right down to my toes.

I'm a bit of a miserable *** but that all changes when I have a ****.

Gorker