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Feb 2015 · 242
Foster
Chest69 Feb 2015
Gorker
#chest
Nov 2014 · 378
Hazz
Chest69 Nov 2014
My name is haz but you can call me Harry,
I also like the name Barry,
I'm always happy as Larry.. Wait I'm not,  
I also have snot running from my nose right down to my toes.

I'm a bit of a miserable *** but that all changes when I have a ****.
Not for Derek this time
Nov 2014 · 536
Me and my drum
Chest69 Nov 2014
Me and my drum have all sorts of fun,
We eat chocolate bars -  yum yum,
These chocolate bars go into my tum and then they come out of my ***

Me and my drum have all sorts of fun,
We have so much fun it makes me ***,
Then I eat a plum and drink some ***,
After that I chew some gum


Me and my drum have all sorts of fun,
We have so much fun it makes numb,

What would I do without my drum?
For Derrick (again)
Nov 2014 · 824
Welcome
Chest69 Nov 2014
I'm a poor little chest,
I try to try my best,
I wake up wearing a vest,
The birds wake me up in their nest,
Then I guessed that my one drum is a pest,
In maths I had a test,
I decided to have a rest,
What they don't know is that I'm chest a poor little chest trying to try my best.
For my best buddy Derrick

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