"Last summer I went to this wedding,
and the dude had a black wedding ring.
It was really cool.
And cheap."
"A black wedding ring?"
"Yeah, it was like fifty bucks,
made out of titanium alloy.
The only problem is-"
"I knew there was going to
be a problem."
"No, it's not a big deal, sheeesh.
Now, as I was saying,
the only problem is if the ring
gets stuck on your finger,
they can't cut off the ring.
They have to cut off your finger."
"Yeah, that doesn't sound like a
major problem. Fifty bucks for
a black ring, that looks kinda cool,
only to have it chopped off,
along with your finger."
Copyright 2010 by Joshua J. Hutton