For the old timers like me
The day they burned their bras and gained equality
And so with my ex wife we decided to build a rockery
A rock garden
I turned to her with honest voice
Said fetch the rock that's over there
She shook her head flashed her golden hair
Said I'm just a woman and that's not fair
I said it weighs 140 pounds and I can move it easily
You said you were as good as me
On the day your ***** were freed
Anyway I moved the rock and set it in its place
Then she turned and looked at me with mud upon her face
Oh what a mess she said to me, mud smeared front and back
And so I said my darling you spend a fortune on mud packs
I said I'll take the burden of the heavy lifting work
She said typical man your just a ******* ****
So being a gentleman I said don't worry darling all is not yet lost
Just fill the gaps in those there rocks with all that good compost
She turned to me with a look to **** a look forlorn and lost
I burned my bra for equality but what the hell is good compost