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Whit Howland
Are you really seeing what you think you are seeing? The illusion of profundity. All Rights Reserved
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Mar 1
Coyote and Road Runner
6 am
and my head feels like it was used
as a snare drum
or maybe
it throbs
because of that avocado
green refrigerator
that thing
I was chasing in my dream
dropped on me
from up high
on a towering cliff
as it blew a raspberry
and sped off
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Whit Howland
Feb 28
Arrow Through The Head
Some people are luckier than others
I guess
Headline:
A man struck dead
by falling anvil
from Acme
and now he doesn't have to pay
his ******
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Whit Howland
Feb 28
The ******* Barrel Peg Game
All that jumping
and grouping
to end up with three
only to be reminded
that it takes just a minute
for your simple plan
to go to mush
and that this is another day
you wish you were
born a duck
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Whit Howland
Feb 27
Kazoo
A plastic whistle
or wax paper and a comb
where every note played
conjures up a compact
red blue and yellow car
with a thousand clowns
coming through every door
and out of every corner and crevice
More whimsy
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Whit Howland
Feb 26
Dr. Funny Bone
A rubber mallet to the knee
to watch it jump
reflexes
I'm only testing the reflexes
he says
but maybe maybe
he likes to bonk humanity
just to watch it dance
An absurdist word painting.
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Whit Howland
Feb 24
Ding Dongs
The writing's always
on the wall
usually
something scrawled
about a good time
and who to call for it
or maybe
a more ominous message
about how in ten years
the world will have exhausted
its supply of ding dongs
so you better
stock up now
More whimsy
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Whit Howland
Feb 23
Down Periscope
It was fun watching
my toy ship and squeezy duck
succumb
to the soap-bubble undertow
made
by raging bathwater
from the faucet
into the tub
days gone by
or shall we say
submerged
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