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I don't know why I'm still taken a back ...
By my complete and total lack ...
Of Dopamine in my ADHD brain. 
How quickly I feel overwhelmed and drained.
There seems to be a disconnect...
Between the planing and the do.
But the  results don't reflect  
How hard I try for you.
I'll never be a decent keeper of time.
I'll always forget the instructions too.
If only you could see inside my mind...
Then you could see the chaos I live through.
So please understand I work so hard,
Just trying to do...
The little things things
that never require a second thought from you.
Are you a tall guy, like  above 6' 3'?
If you hit on short chicks, take a little advise from me.
I'd like to remind you, there beautiful women all sizes to see.
You are blessed to have such a variety.
See, Im a short chick, barely 4'11.
I know...most of you were taller than me by age 7.
Being short in this world isn't always easy.
So think before you tell that short joke, trust me its cheesy.
Do you realize that 'Hows the weather down there?' is really old?
Or that Im just pretending this is the first time that jokes been told?
While you may not notice  it...
When we're standing and talking,
I'm about as tall as your arm pit.
Resting your elbow on my shoulder or head...
Isn't that funny and it won't get me in bed.
If you play keep away from me, holding it high...
Remember its your nuts that are in line with my eye. 
Being this short you learn quickly
If needed I can climb you like a tree. 
Im sick of people saying Im so cute and petite,
Im a grown *** woman and your laps not my seat.
I've been called a spinner, 
    I cant deny that maybe true.
But none of these things I mentioned above...
Will get me to take a spin on you.
So maybe try a tall girl.. 
Go on... don't dawdle.
At least with a tall girl....
you might get a super model!
Was it unreasonable for me to believe,
Oh the audacity of me to assume,
That any information about me you did receive
All the little pieces of me you did consume.
Wouldn't be brought up as you would commence
To use my own experiences as your defense.
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