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Aug 2015 · 405
There's no Place like Home
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Aug 2015 · 404
Count Your Blessings
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Aug 2015 · 421
Home Sweet Home
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Aug 2015 · 1.3k
Holy Cow
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Aug 2015 · 597
Smashing Pumpkins
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 474
Private Property
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Aug 2015 · 1.7k
Spam
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Aug 2015 · 501
"Sorry. "
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 369
Quiddity
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 282
Slip of the Tongue
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 319
Image Police
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 459
Banana Cabana
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 297
me Jane
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 427
Tease
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 347
State of the Union
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 646
Blow Pop
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 312
Eavesdropper
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 2.4k
Tongue Twister
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Aug 2015 · 449
Karma's a Bitch
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Aug 2015 · 1.2k
Trump Tower
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The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 334
A Good Idea is Never Lost
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Aug 2015 · 733
Dicktator
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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Jul 2015 · 320
No Escape
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 390
Jury Duty
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 484
Treasure Chest
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 5.1k
Presto Penis
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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- now you see it.
- now you don't.
Jul 2015 · 695
Pizza
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 346
ME UP AT DOES
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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                             Me up at does
                     out of the floor •••••••
               quietly Stare ••••••••••••••••
           a poisoned mouse ••••••••••••••              
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                have i done that ••••••••••


                    You wouldn't have
                     ---E.E.Cummings
Jul 2015 · 914
"The Persistence of Memory"
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 375
The Last Supper
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 330
Portrait of Pig
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 287
"Christina's World"
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 612
"The Scream"
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 356
"The Bathers"
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 420
A Midsummer Night's Dream
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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Jul 2015 · 1.2k
Big Ego
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Jul 2015 · 344
Down the Rabbit Hole
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The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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                            only get laid
                          once.  2.  You o
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                       ce.  3. You only get
                       eaten once. 4.  The
                        only one who sits
                         on  your face  is
                            your mother.
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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                            Dad takes
                      son ( who is only
                    a head ) to a bar for
                    his first   drink. With
                   all the patrons looking
                      on , the  boy  took
                      his  first    drink   •
                      SHWOOP!   •   A to
                      rso popped out!The
                      bar went silent,  th
                      en burst into a  wh
                      oop of joy!The Dad
                      begged his  son  to
                      take another drink.
                      The  patrons shout
                      ed "Take another d
                      rink! Take another
                      drink!"• SHWOOP!
                      two  arms  popped
                 ­     out.  The  bar  was
                      going wild! TheDad
                      wept  with  joy.  By
                     ­ this   time  the  boy
                      was   getting   tipsy.
                      With his new hands
                      He   took     another
                      drink. • SHWOOP!  •
                      out popped two legs!
            He stood                  up  on
         his legs. He              stumbled to
      the left. He stu       mbled to the right.
   Then he stumbled    out the front door
     and into the street    where a truck
           ran over                        him.
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YASSOU !
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Yassou (YAH - SUE) means hello or good-bye in Greek.
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Happy Independence Day!
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C'est la vie
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