.
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                              o     o n     o
                            n       d e        n
                           d         rl           d
                           e        a   n         e
                           r       d    w         r
                           l        o     n         l
                            a       d    r        a
                              n      l  w       n
                                d     on     d
                                        de
                                         r

.
                                1. You
                            only get laid
                          once.  2.  You o
                         nly  get  *******
                       ce.  3. You only get
                       eaten once. 4.  The
                        only one who sits
                         on  your face  is
                            your mother.

.
                                      Bill
                    ­             C   Bill     C
                              o      Bill        o
            ­                 s        Bill          s
                            b        C  ­ o          b
                            y       s       b        y
                            B       y      B        B
                              i       i       l         i
                               l        l   C        l
                                 l        o        l
                                           s    
                                           b
                                           y

.

                            Dad takes
                      son ( who is only
                    a head ) to a bar for
                    his first   drink. With
                   all the patrons looking
                      on , the  boy  took
                      his  first    drink   •
                      SHWOOP!   •   A to
                      rso popped out!The
                      bar went silent,  th
                      en burst into a  wh
                      oop of joy!The Dad
                      begged his  son  to
                      take another drink.
                      The  patrons shout
                      ed "Take another d
                      rink! Take another
                      drink!"• SHWOOP!
                      two  arms  popped
                 ­     out.  The  bar  was
                      going wild! TheDad
                      wept  with  joy.  By
                     ­ this   time  the  boy
                      was   getting   tipsy.
                      With his new hands
                      He   took     another
                      drink. • SHWOOP!  •
                      out popped two legs!
            He stood                  up  on
         his legs. He              stumbled to
      the left. He stu       mbled to the right.
   Then he stumbled    out the front door
     and into the street    where a truck
           ran over                        him.

.
                                      G
                             a      a r      a
                           r        d e          r
                         d           n             d
                         e         G    a          e
                         n         r     d         n
                          G        e    n         G
                           a         G  a         a
                             r          r          r
                               d       d       d
                                         e
                                         n

.
                                YASSOU
                          YASSOU Y ***
                       YASSOU  YASSOU
                     YASSOU YASSOU YA
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU  
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU
                        YASSOU YASSOU
               YASSOU                      YASSOU
      YASSOU YASSOU        YASSOU YASSOU
     YASSOU YASSOU YA SSOU YASSOU YASS
       YASSOU YASSOU        YASSOU YASSOU
             YASSOU                          YASSOU

.
                                       O
                                v    v e     v
                             e       n O       e
                            n        v e         n
                            O      O    v       O
                             v      e     n       v
                              e     O    v       e
                                 n   e   n     n
                                    •    O    •