don't use your brain,
follow rules and regulations,
don't use your brain,
obey laws, show appreciation,
don't use your brain,
you aren't allowed to think willingly,
comprehend what everyone does,
go along with life cheerfully,
grasp their expectations,
assume their apprehensions,
succeed in their aspirations,
trust in their intentions

when i see my handsome crush
he makes me giggle, makes me blush,
i get so extremely flustered,
it's almost as if i turn to custard,
i melt away at his gorgeous glance,
i look at him and know there's no chance,
how does he do this, i turn to mush,
my god, how my handsome crush is so lush!

it is infinitely sad
when you realise
that you're trapped in love
with a toxic person

her smile is crusty with yellow teeth,
she has green hair with dandruff underneath,

she draws her eyebrows as she has none,
with a grey pencil like her mum,

i've known this girl for years,
we really do love our beers,
she's with me when there are tears,
she's pushes me through my fears,

i know this poem is savage,
like how she piles loads of make up for coverage,

she's next to me right now,
she feels so offended,
but i don't care,
like how i got suspended,

her name is bobbie with an ie,
her favourite hobby is getting high-ie.

and stalking bobby with a y,
is her go to move when he passes by