I am pretty much a laid back kind of guy Even keeled and doing well But I'd have to say I think I'm more like a duck Calm on the surface but actually, paddling like hell
Just a year ago the media was all upset about bullying Lots of finger pointing and blaming But now, they're pushing hard the covid rules They claim not bullying, it's shaming
So we have built this great society Now normally sending a message is who we are But the tragedy is that we realized too late That going to far is when you went to far
Necessity is the mother of invention That is how the entrepreneurs were handsomely paid But when it comes to social political problems Perpetuating the woes is where money is made
Breakfast as a kid, Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry The good old days of sugar and fillers Great products that were pulled from the market General Mills the true cereal killers
Never dismiss the thoughts of the elderly For their words and wisdom you can trust Because even a mop that is never used Will still continue to collect dust
They make all kinds of days out there Some days my ideas are better then sliced bread But those days are considerably overshadowed By the days when even forward, is to far ahead
How do you fight the Taliban in Afghanistan Only a few options to choose I would have giving arms to the Afghan women For sure, they had the most to lose
The virus does not frighten me Because sooner or later people will be fine But the one thing that scares the hell out of me Is how willing we were able to fall in line
Our founding fathers were great forward thinkers They realized that a representative government was strong and sound And that a true democracy was nothing more than mob rule Which will eventually rear it's ugly head only to tear things down
Discussing the idea of a parallel universe Is often intriguing and really kind of fun But what really elicits my interest Is the idea there's a perpendicular one
The fastest object in the universe The speed of light is what the experts claim At 186 thousand miles per second Wouldn't the speed of darkness be the same
Douglas MacArthur: Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword Never encountered an automatic weapon True but, don't ever underestimate the carnage From the hand with a pen at its beckon
Another of my hobbies is playing tennis And I realized that is opposite of writing rhymes Because some of my best poems Come from aiming outside the lines
A British lawyer wearing a kimono armed with a bat Claimed he killed a fox that was on the loose Now that does seem a bit strange to me Since kimono wearers normally bludgeon deer, elk, and moose
What this pandemic has done to the world By shaking people's confidence and dulling senses Has inadvertently led us into that awful rule The law of unintentional consequences
There is a group of dangerous people here And they strategically use their forces No guns or knifes or physical weaponry They call themselves anonymous sources
There are 5000 times more fish than people More ocean than land would be the reason why But then again there should be 70 times more birds Since neither compare to the amount of sky
I have the same faith with the medical experts Forecasting what the virus death toll will be As in, if fortune cookies could actually predict the future You would certainly not receive them for free
The word oxymoron is a oxymoron in itself From Ancient Greece where language skills are strong The word oxy meaning sharp and ***** meaning stupid Making the use of that word, rightly wrong
What if when you looked in the mirror That it's not your reflection that you stare It's another you in another dimension Good at guessing what you're going to wear
Add the species comedian to the endangered species list For their offending words must be silenced And even the phrase punchline Is now considered an act of violence
I feel bad for people who are using online dating It's impossible now to meet for coffee or tea Who cares if you like hiking, biking, or walking on a beach Your main attribute is being virus free
Be careful with the images on television today For your eyes may believe what it sees So avoid the visions of others And let your mind see what it believes
The freedom of speech, assembly, and dissent On the surface seems we are all in agreement In reality, there is far too many people Who are only believers when it's convenient
I have a friend who originally did not care for me I guess I was judged like the cover of a book It's amazing what can be found When checking out where you least want to look
Over 37 trillion cells in the human body Being served to us on a great DNA platter ***** cells are the smallest of these guys Fortunately size doesn't matter
There are many mysteries and questions about the Bible It's hard to know where to begin Starting with the pictures of Adam and Eve Why have belly buttons drawn in
In 2009 Stephen Hawkin held a reception for time travelers He made sure that nobody else knew a thing Sadly no time travelers showed up They probably just didn't know what to bring
The political times have changed quite a bit With phone cameras capturing an interesting view There once was a great value in who you know But now, it's what you know about who
It's the campaign of could of, would of, should of As the pundits get their knifes out for carving While we are left to digest all this food for thought Which leaves us all intellectually starving
The speed of light is considerably faster than speed of sound That's just one of nature's great mystique So when you meet a person who appears to be bright Wait until they actually speak