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Obadiah Grey Jun 2014
"Pascals preserve -"


It came with tamper proof *****
and heavenly holes
one way slats for
the blinkered souls
a promissory note
from the big "I AM"
there's eternal life

in my - Godly jam !!
Obadiah Grey Feb 2014
And so begins the relentless trudge t'wards oblivion,
dodging metaphorical dog turds along the way,
poking the odd eye, kicking cans, shrugging shoulders
and the obligatory scratching of a dying ****…'till, death.
Obadiah Grey Feb 2014
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Oh, for the snap shut skin
in the blue twang of youth-

I wish them well in their stretchy hell………….. ******* !!!
Obadiah Grey Feb 2014
A tummy rub, a foot tickle
a cake twice cooked and tea,
with lunch the finest whisky
and bed time rumpumpee..
Obadiah Grey Feb 2014
"- A Godly leg up -"

The day will come
when I will die
of this I can be sure,
stick my body in the ground
let it ripen and mature,
just in case I’ve got this wrong
and in heaven God I’ll meet,
I’ll prostrate myself,
kiss her ***,
and worship at her feet.
Obadiah Grey Feb 2014
"- Cheers Bob -"

The can't ****
squirrel arsed
paymefuckall's
say -

"Hey, we're on
the up lads
and the Footsie's
buoyant too !

Wall street's
through the ceiling
****'s beginning to accrue.

So we saw no need
for apprehension
we've done the deed
and spent yer pension" !!!
Obadiah Grey Jan 2014
To the left of kathmandu
sat a man bereft one shoe,
was one sandal shod
so he said to God
"oh Lord this just won't do,
I've holed my sole
and my begging bowl
has up n then gone missing,
now it's my mishap
that I've trod in crap
and I've got no ***
to **** in".
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