Baa baa crummy black sheep if there's one thing I  hate, its Black Sheep, don't even mention them to me. He asked if I had any wool, and since i'm the most terrific liar I told him I have three ******* bags a wool. That's all i'm going to tell about. I swear it's a stupid question.

I never really knew you
you were just another friend
But when I got to know you
I let my heart unbend

I couldn't help past memories
That would only make me cry
I had to forget my first love
And give another try

So I've fallen in love with you
And I'll never let you go
I love you more than anyone
I just had to let you know

My feelings for you will never change
Just know my feelings are true
Just remember this one thing
I will always love you

There's this guy
Who new a guy
Who new this guys cousin

Who new this guys mother
Who new this guys father
Who new this guys godmother

Who new this guys godfather
Who new this guys gay friend
Who new this guys lezbo friend

Who new this guys gay dad
Who new this guys gay aunt
Who new my Boo

She stayed at home.
probably sick.
without a ****.
she left me all alone.
now i'm cold to the bone.
I've got to go to my classes,
I'm blind like I've got no glasses,
without her.

Spanish version:

Vacío sin ella.
Ella se quedó en casa. probablemente enfermo. sin un pene ella me dejó solo. ahora estoy frío hasta los huesos. Tengo que ir a mis clases, estoy ciego como si no tuviera gafas, sin ella.