A Poem for Grammy's Lawn
I like to run my lawnmower
I like to mow my lawn
I want to mow it every day
But now the grass is gone
So now all I can mow is dirt
Which raises clouds of dust
You may think I mow too much
But I don't mow enough
Now that all my grass is gone
Some moss grows on the side
I'd mow that too, but it's too low
So I just let it lie
One day I fell and lost my wig
And Rickey picked it up
He said "Hey, Grammy, Here's your Hair."
I though I'd bust a gut
Now here's the reason that I mow
You'll say "For goodness sake!"
With grass so short you see the dirt
It can't hide any snakes!
Richard Thietje 2010