Darling I’ve left you
My little note reads
That’s a shocker to stumble across
As you place down the keys
Darling I’ve left you
And gone to parts very much unknown
Please don’t bother trying to ring me
I’ve snipped the linecord on the phone
Darling I’ve left you
Your dinners in the dog
The jeans wore for your fancy piece
Are floating in the bog
Darling I’ve left you
Are the crocodile tears coming out
You really thought you’d keep it a secret
Just how much you were putting it about
Darling I’ve left you
The savings account is bone dry
And as for my life insurance
You’ll get f’all when I finally die
Darling I’ve left you
For a woman who doesn’t make me sick
Caring, loving and sexually active
Not like you you arrogant p*k!