I just drank fifth of vodka dare me to drive? (You will understand what I am talking about, that is if you are an emniem fan)
Love coke (Not the drug). I am a lover houmor, football, and of women who can cook with out burning the house down. Hear is a joke for yea:- 2 men go inside bar, they ask the waiteres if they can have a drink. One says "Can I have H2O" (chemical term for water,duh). The other guy asks " Can I have h20 too". After Drinking there drinks the second man dies. Any guesses.
Still thinking
Ok Ill tell he said h20 too of H2O2 also know as hydrogen peroxide or bleach.
If dont know what bleach is, it is a cleaning agent or in other words the thing that,when you use to wounder "what would happen if I drank that bleach there" when your girl friend suddenly dumps you. Anyway I am A science geek belive it or not. And I am also one of the those few lucky men who are stuck with there girlfriends proably forever. Nah I am joiking I love my girl friend and I hope you do too.