syed-muhammad-ali
Canadian
I just drank fifth of vodka dare me to drive? (You will understand what I am talking about, that is if you are an emniem fan) / Love coke (Not the drug). I am a lover houmor, football, and of women who can cook with out burning the house down. Hear is a joke for yea:- 2 men go inside bar, they ask the waiteres if they can have a drink. One says "Can I have H2O" (chemical term for water,duh). The other guy asks " Can I have h20 too". After Drinking there drinks the second man dies. Any guesses. / Still thinking / Ok Ill tell he said h20 too of H2O2 also know as hydrogen peroxide or bleach. / If dont know what bleach is, it is a cleaning agent or in other words the thing that,when you use to wounder "what would happen if I drank that bleach there" when your girl friend suddenly dumps you. Anyway I am A science geek belive it or not. And I am also one of the those few lucky men who are stuck with there girlfriends proably forever. Nah I am joiking I love my girl friend and I hope you do too.
