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Clickety clack did you hear that, the kobolds are back!
More kobolds you say, I'll frighten them away. I will keep the little lizard folk at bay.
That's good that you say that you're willing to keep the creatures away because here comes the 5000th kobold I've seen coming this way, oh God it's going to be a long day.
Copy right Michael Robert Triska 2018 written for a Dwarven apocalypse game Dungeons & Dragons.
Kurt Philip Behm Jun 2019
Escaping the prose…
I hid in the verse

My mind to compose,
instead of converse

Defying description,
I sang through the notes

And placed my inscriptions
in lyrical rote

I chose to hear music
over reasons again

To dine with the mystics,
where forever begins

And when forcing my pen
back to stories untold

The Muse starts to darken
—threatening Kobolds

(Villanova Pennsylvania: December, 2016)
Dans l'herbe noire
Les Kobolds vont.
Le vent profond
Pleure, on veut croire.

Quoi donc se sent ?
L'avoine siffle.
Un buisson gifle
L'oeil au passant.

Plutôt des bouges
Que des maisons.
Quels horizons
De forges rouges !

On sent donc quoi ?
Des gares tonnent,
Les yeux s'étonnent,
Où Charleroi ?

Parfums sinistres !
Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
Quoi bruissait
Comme des sistres ?

Sites brutaux !
Oh ! votre haleine,
Sueur humaine,
Cris des métaux !

Dans l'herbe noire
Les Kobolds vont.
Le vent profond
Pleure, on veut croire.
We fought with carrots, celery and onions
Lightly browning our flour in butter
We brined and we dredged and we baked with our love
If there's an abyss, I'm gonna full it with food.

She offers up thanks from the depths of her heart
On the way up it passes the svirfneblins and kobolds,
Who see it as an alien phenomenon and are unsure what to do with that.

It brushes the tail of the Bandersnatch,
Who hesitates a moment, sniffing the air.

It carouses with quetzals, flirting briefly with each feather
Before slipping up through the skies and stars
The galaxies and quasars
Up through my love's throat and into her voice
Celebrating happily as it reaches my tympanic membranes

Silently I congratulate these thankful elves on their long and hard journey
And maybe a few of them are dancing in the mashed potatoes when I serve up our dinner.

These time, they'll be freeze-dried,
But Poppy doesn't care.
And we stay warm for the winter.

— The End —