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Randy Vera Dec 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXRW5nnb4VQ&feature;=youtubegdataplayer

The most aware voice of my generation. If you like David Foster Wallace or Mark Strand then etc..... Take Chuck P's "Fight Club" and send it through the shredder of the tradition since, say Shelley, add some good science and dialectical thinking and you have Timmy (well,  one part of TD's voice, as there is much more) Please check out his culturally & historically significant poems out. Please.
PART I

The lone knight rode upon his horse
heading towards the town
A stiff wind cut into his face
while rain was streaming down
It soaked his hair as he sat there
teeth clenched and bone core cold
On his way to **** a man;
A pagan, he was told
It wouldn't be the first one and
it wouldn't be his last
The battle scars could prove that
earned in wars where faith held fast
Where men were sworn in duty
by an oath to live or die
to serve the God Emmanuel
while holding banners high
And the only single function
was to honor and obey
Where word was bond
and kinship strong
unlike it is today
The Truth was all that mattered;
There was little coin to gain
The kings had drained the coffers
and the land was run by Danes
But resolute he stayed his course
and spurred the stallion on
Repeating to himself again,
'Be swift and then be gone'.

PART II

The enemy was in a home
he'd raided day before
He'd chopped the heads off all the boys;
The mother named Lenore
Their father had not been there;
He was plowing in the field
And told his wife that afterwards
he'd miss the evening meal
For he was due in Hertfordshire
to pay the church a tax,
and luckily as fate would have
been spared that steely sax
And for this very reason
all the gore had been for naught
'cause the husband had the only thing
the pagan might have sought
And little did the pagan know
they'd had a teenage girl
who out in back had carried hay
to wrap it up in furls
And when she heard her mother scream
she peeked in through the thatch
and what she saw caused her much grief
while making her to wretch
She ran into the woodlot
with her eyes tear stained and blurred,
knowing it was up to her
that someone would get word
One half mile to the marketplace
to anyone who'd listen,
where monks had been a-bartering
red wine for venison
The teenage girl was on her knees
by Prior Geoffrey
who told the Lector Godwin
who then Father Donnelly;
A man who'd done a favor
for the squire of the knight
who then asked him to ask the knight
if he would come and fight

PART III

And next day the sun had risen
like the day it had before,
and all the blood had nearly dried
upon the earthen floor
But the pagan never noticed
as he kicked an arm away
he just spat a mouthful of disgust
'cause he had overstayed
The only thing that he had found
was over the hearth fire;
A *** of boiling vegetables
mixed in with meager fryer
No ale, nor mead, or even milk
to quench his angry thirst
And as he was about to leave
the knight had beat him first
into the door and without fear
or second contemplation
he jammed his sword into his throat;
An absolute oblation.

Written by Sara Fielder © Jan 2012
Last night I was ******* in my bed with my best friend Patrick Enright and my other best friend Brendan Schulz by ivan molar who really wanted us 3 *******, you see Ivan grabbed Brian Allan and put him in the back of his after life Ute and then grabbed Patrick and Brendan and sat over them saying you three you three you three I will keep you three here forever
You see Ivan wanted to die so he could grab Brian Patrick and Brendan
And hold them for a hefty ransom, we were scared as Ivan stood over us with a very sharp knife saying you three boys or should I say men won’t live very much longer than where you are now, Brian said you are evil very very evil, let us go or I will bash you
And Ivan Milat just laughed and said
How could you bash me I am bashing you and you will never escape from me and Brendan said *******, get us out of here please but Ivan just laughed and said you 3 men’s kids of the 80’s will never escape you 3 will die in your sleep and the next day your families will be planning each of you’s funerals and Brian was scared as he didn’t want to die and started to struggle saying get me out of this evil realm with this evil spirit but Ivan wasn’t wanting to let us go, Ivan wanted these dreams to be our last dream of our current lives and I will hold Daniel morecombe with me you will never free him, you will never free yourselves and Daniel will join Brian Patrick and Brendan saying you 4 will never escape from me, I will push your bodies down onto the floor of this after life vehicle, none of you will escape and Patrick said please let us go Ivan and Ivan said no and tied all our legs real tight saying none of you will escape none of you I tell ya, the rope is on too tight and it is enough to make you suffocate and Patrick said it is Christmas, Isn’t that the time to be nice and Ivan said no, this is the time I make you four boys suffocate
Till you can’t live anymore
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
Brian Patrick Brendan and Daniel morecombe were struggling to get free because this man was not joking when he wanted to **** us and we were scared as we were trying to take the rope from out of our hands and feet and the gag on our mouths
We were very scared as everything was very tight, Ivan drove the flying panel van around the afterlife saying ha ha ha me the great
Got four Boys ******* in the back
Never oh never will they escape
Because I have them ******* and wrapped in my kidnappers cape
I can hear them struggling said Ivan oh yeah
But nobody else could so I will succeed in this kidnapping oh yeah
Go on Brian Allan and stay there Patrick Enright and keep there Brendan Schultz while Daniel escaped saying I haven’t got time to free you all, because I want my next life which is Ryan Donnelly to not have these problems and Patrick said mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm
He was really saying please let us go
But the gag was on his mouth too tight and suddenly Patrick Brian and Brendan were being whipped and Ivan said I will ****** you three in your sleep and Brian Patrick and Brendan woke up but Ivan said I will get you when you go back to sleep
So watch your back
My father
Mr Barry Allan is now
Betty Campbell

My friend Mark jones is now
Leo Campbell

My grandmother ivy gimbert is now
Annie Leblanc

My nanna Jean Allan is now
John Robert rimel

My uncle ray Pocock is now
Rhett Leroy

Stan Niemec is now
Jackson mecham

Barry Loughton is now
Mitch Ryan

My Aunty Pam Scalley is now
Willow columbo

My friend Scott MacDonald was my cat lucky and now is
Daxton butler

My friend Steve volks is now
Brock butler

My grandfather Alexander gimbert is
Now
Kathryn Rodwell

My grandfather Clarence Allan is now
Ryan Clark

Slim dusty is now
Darci lynne

Murray Flynn is now
David from family fun pack

Ronald Regean is now
Ryan Donnelly

Dean Martin is now
Jack vidgen

Frank Sinatra is now
Ky Baldwin

Bobby Pickett is now
Zack from family fun pack

Don Bradman is now
Xander McGuire

John f Kennedy is now
Stephen Gallagher

Bill woodful is now
My brother Chris Allan

Andy Williams is now
Micheal from family fun pack

Graeme Thorne is now
Me, Brian Allan also I was Albert Waldron John hawker English Blackbeard the pirate Leonardo da Vinci and many more

Elvis Presley is now
Shaycarl butler

My friend Paul berenyi is now
My niece Caitlin Allan

Ruth cracknell is now
Gavin butler

Elizabeth Montgomery is now
My niece Susan Allan

Agnes moorehead is now
Melissa Joan hart

Sue Sanderson is now
Baby Olivia from yes they are all ours

Martin Luther king is
George Floyd

My uncle Stan is now
Isaiah from fathering autism

My cat muscles is now
Abbie from fathering autism
Six feet under
Doesn’t worry me
My body will be dead
But my soul is alive
You see as long as I am walking
And Keeping me fit
Able to party on all night
Yes that will be alright
You see I might want to look young
Live my life and have a lot of fun
It doesn’t matter when I die
Who gives a ****
I go to my next life
In Katie Donnelly or Annie Le Blanc
Annie would be great mate
Cause I will be back with my gran
Six feet under
Doesn’t worry me
My body will be dead
But my soul is alive
You see I want to be a popular dude
Even in my adult life
But not like now
I don’t want a mental illness
I don’t want a disability
My next life I will be cool
And have cool friends
Feel cool oh yeah
I can party on tik tok
And Instagram too
I want my next life to be loved
And I want to have fun
LIVE LIFE
Six feet under
Doesn’t worry me
My body will be dead
But my soul
My ******* soul
Will be alive

— The End —