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Wesley Willis Jan 2014
**** a polar bear's funky ***!
**** a racehorse's **** with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
**** a donkey's ****** ***!
**** a male camel's **** with Hoisen sauce!

**** a cheetah's ****
**** a cheetah's ****
**** a cheetah's ****
**** a cheetah's ****

**** a European bison's smelly ***!
**** a woolly mammoth's **** with Miracle Whip!
**** a snow leopard's *** with whip cream!
**** a hyena's spermy ****!

**** a cheetah's ****
**** a cheetah's ****
**** a cheetah's ****
**** a cheetah's ****

**** a llama's ****** *******!
**** a panda bear's spermy *******!
**** a sloth bear's bootyhole!
**** a greyhound's musty ***, *******!

**** a cheetah's ****
**** a cheetah's ****
**** a cheetah's ****
**** a cheetah's ****

Polaroid, see what develops
Sam Temple Apr 2016
scurrying to the lavatory
frantically fumbling
belt unhooked
button fly, de-flied
hook thumbs against the skin
and drag the bottoms down mid-calf
feel the cool breeze on your
recently freed junk
bent at the knees ya’ll
and set gently
the plastic cap to the porcelain god
diligently protecting your **** cheeks
from the cold damp germ-laden white
doom tube….
relax, don’t push too hard
this is a natural as the rain
buzzing bees
but more like a waterfall
after a flood
debri passes
logs fall
mud and grime
crash down
down
down
reach over and begin to gather your specified amount
of toilet tissue
go ahead, don’t be scared
be sure to cover your hand skin
we don’t want a poo finger
then
wipe!
wipe, again
wipe until there’s nothing left to wipe
we all want a clean bootyhole
don’t we?
grab up those trousers
or elegant gown
and reattach or fasten
the button, zipper, or belt
straighten your gear in the mirror
and wash
wash
wash
we don’t want a poo finger
do we?
poetry month prompt 19
LeRoy Williams Jun 2019
Hide your hickeys from mom and pops. What? I don't got hickeys well you do now, blame your curly cousins nextdoor nieghbor wish you held close clips that cost you chumps necklaces that got you caught for relishing public. You oh you, Babybash could vimit your name better than you wish you could say mine. Don't worry I cry. Don't worry I'll wait for noone like I wait for myself because I find myself like noone. I'm nobody's unplowed bootyhole without mustards sauce with the seeds, your seed girl. Got nuts? I have I'm uglier than you tooting the alphabet for Ben Afleck making quazars question why my wine's changed from Welch's. Who the ****'s welching when I stop wondering who you asked about MY welches, okay.
Travis Green Feb 16
I was addicted to his taste and radiant manliness
As I gazed at his iridescent handsomeness
Cherished his masculine world eternally
Cozied up to his dopeness
Felt his aggressive energy

Lapsed deeply into the immaculate
Oceans of his appealing splashiness
The moment he kissed me
I was immersed in pure bliss
He slid his thickness inside me
Took my breath, perused my man *****

Had me clenching my velvet bed sheets
Feeling each thrilling ******
Calling him my dreamy love
Looking at him as he rocked
And sparked my walls

I was unable to stop moaning ardently
Feeling his big **** in my guts
He spanked my bite-worthy ****
Quickened the pace
Embraced me with adoration

Had me sailing the seas of inebriation
Feeling his Excalibur slither in and out of me
He gave me infinite pleasure
I was so hot on his big *****
His oiled-up, rugged construction

So eatable and irresistible
So delicious and sweet-smelling
Like a rich, luminescent honeycomb
He stayed in my dreams
So impeccably clean and sensual
I surrendered to him
As he emptied his fresh, thick man cream
Deep in my toothsome bootyhole
Travis Green Jan 28
I never knew that being
With a tall, chocolate adonis  
Could feel so **** amazing
But when he embraced me
I was ablaze, whisked away
To his dreamland playground

He ruled me, enthused me more than ever
My man ***** perused
Demolished by his machoness
My big **** *****
My dreamy, sizzling killah

He ****** my ****
I loved the hell out of him for that ****
I creamed; he gleamed
He sent me over the edge
Took me to phenomenal places
That I had never seen

His formidable presence
Arrested every inch of me
He melted my defenses
Stretched out my tight hole
Made me so drunk on him

Hungering for him
Succumbing to him
He was the ultimate lover
So ******* dangerous
He had my hot box on lock

Drilled me with his rock-solid meatstick
Made me wet as ****
As his girth grew in my guts
He magically manly
Appetizingly enticing

He banged the **** out of my bootyhole
Had me so doped up
Loving his long *******
How he made me powerless
Piped down, doused in his
Thick, satisfying man chowder
Travis Green Feb 9
His enormous hardness
Had me in another world
Immersed in his superbness
Madly in love with his hunkiness
How he ****** me vigorously

Finessed my wetness
Licked it, kissed it
Marveled at it as he smacked
My creamy man *****
With his noteworthy *****

Made me bounce my bountiful *****
Back on his toothsome thickness
He shocked my spot
Sparked my attraction
Had me feeling hella bent
Drunk off his succulent manliness

He ****** my ****
Made my **** talk to him
Dug deep inside my passion pit
Fingered my ****
Pulverized my insides

Had me surrendering every inch
Of my existence to him
Had my hole hypnotized
By his heart-stoppingly handsome enchantingness
Had me losing my breath
With each potent stroke

He made me feel so good
As my sweetness swelled
I reveled in him
My body shuddering like a *******
Back-to-back crash-hot *******

His splashiness staggered me
He had me ******* my thumbs
Rubbing my tantalizing mounds
Spellbound by his every robust word
How he passionately embraced me

Unlocked my core
Had me experiencing pure joy
As he dominated me
And poured his thick, steamy magic potion
Deep inside my bootyhole
Travis Green Feb 3
He allured and explored me
Had my head spinning
Swimming in his tsunami
Of unstoppable machoness
Falling deeper and deeper
Into his formidable storm
Of extraordinary passion

So inebriated by his radiant manliness
My prominent chocolate macho man
My succulent muscled lover stud
I was dickmatized
When he pulled out his top-flight pipe

Shoved it deep inside me
Crushed my guts
Admired me, devoured me
Showered me with his **** love
Made me drift into the deepest dreamlike trances

He boundlessly bewitched me
With his visually appealing deliciousness
Made my man ***** so wet and whipped
Had my sublime backside bouncing
On his baseball bat
Had me taking his ****
Feeling his ****, stuck on his ****

I was lost in the luscious words
That came out of his mouth
He had complete control of my emotions
Had me coasting on his ocean
Of mind-blowing dopeness
As he blasted his steaming hot load
All over my juicy bootyhole
Travis Green Jan 28
He captured and murdered
My pleasure palace with super heavy girth
Held me, derailed me, impaled me
Accelerated the pace, made my heart race
Invaded my guts as I clutched his succulent muscles

Perused my tight, dope bootyhole
Spanked my bare *** cheeks
***** deep inside me
My rich, hot chocolate Romeo
My rock-hard, charming boss daddy

I loved how he stabbed my sweetness
Grabbed me, enraptured me
Felt my fascinating flabbergasters
Rapped with my insides
Made it talk back to him

Made my mouth water
Had me traveling in exhilarating trances
Dicked down on his playing ground
My pleasure spot slaughtered
Feeling his big *** **** in my guts

He was like a game-changing hurricane
That enflamed the **** out of me
Gave me the best infectious strokes
Dug deep inside me, defeated me
Left my velvety man *****
Soaked in his steamy, tasty cream
Travis Green Jan 29
He gave me unrestricted enjoyment
With his exquisite allurement
Fondled and swallowed
My hot rod and *****
Stuffef his thick, delicious sausage
Deep inside my ****** zone

His hands roamed all over me
He charmed every part of me
Rocked me round-the-clock
I moaned, and called out his name
Precummed, fell so deeply in love
With his jaw-droppingly handsome thugness

Felt him pound my ample *** cheeks
His thickness terrorized my tightness
I shouted out loud while he devoured me
Had my bootyhole bewitched
By his badass splashiness

He ****** me in every position
He was vicious as **** with me
Had me bouncing on his baseball bat
As he rapped with me
Kept me trapped in his hard-hitting storm
Of red-hot ****** passion

Had me feeling so soft like a cloth
Lost in his awesome sauciness
Feeling his deep, mind-blowing strokes
As he soaked my hole
In his hot, steamy pole milk
Travis Green Jan 29
He pleasured and punished
My creamy man *****
Had me hooked on his wood
His **** smellgood
My stellar smooth bruiser

He was relentless as ****
As he shoved his *** gun
In my love tunnel
I was gayer than ever
In his intoxicating embace
Feeling him deep in my inner space

He made me push my hole out
Had me creaming on his ****
Feeling his hardness destroy me
Take a tour of my core
Pour his masculine love
All over my silky chocolate body

My **** black Prince Charming
My ardent macho romancer
I loved his aggressiveness
How he made me surrender to his supremeness
The way he enchanted and commanded me
Made me wetter than ever

He called me his baddest *****
With the creamy ****
That talked back to his magic stick
He had me floating on cloud nine
Delighting in his fine ***
As he blasted his appetizing man juice
All over my bootyhole

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