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Vladmir Putin May 2015
For My Favorite Artist; Adolf ******
iMac
I can
I done

I always spit the pun

Iraq
Iran
I run

All the way to the cinnamon bun
#f #john #kennedy #shrek #jihad #cuchillo
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Vladmir Putin May 2015
Shrek is Wreck
Shrek is wreck
Wreck is deck
Deck is beck

Black rack
In the back
Of the knick-knack

Zipppity bow
How is how?
In the luau

I only eat lard
Poems are hard
cancer
#shrek
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