my girl wanted to try something new
it could be good, maybe its true
i said it would be cool if we did something simple
much to my shock she put clamps on my ******
she attached it to a battery, turned it on till i fried
the joke is on me, cause turns out i died,
now im a ghost

walking down the street
not a care in the world
and that is when it all unfurled
a bunch of gays ran out of nowhere
they beat the **** out of me
and stole my wallet,
not all stereotypes are true

the sky is blue
the grass is green
the birds fly
its a beautiful day
theres trees all around
a tiny squirrel sits on the shitcockassbitchmotherfuck
....
....
maybe ill stay home today

driving a car
its late at night
u think u see something
oh wait its nothing
breath a sigh of relief
then BAM!
A DEER RUNS THE **** INTO YOUR CAR

a razor sharp pain
a searing bright light
im so confused
and cold as night
i look around
in a daze
hoping this is just a phase
there are many people
i shout and scream
but no one tries to interviene
their all to busy
crowding all around the floor
i look down and am confused no more
i pale in horror
as i see
the thing thats on the ground is me

A magic man
with a cristal ball
shouts from his stand
come one
and come all
a little boy
10 years of age
sees the future
and is amazed
how much for the ball good sir?
its not for sale you little cur
the boy
not used to hearing no
waits out back
for the end of the show
the man packs up
and readies to go
the boy sneaks up
and grabs his target
but for what he gets
he didn't bargain
the man comes over
and with a shout
tells the boy
hes done and out
the man shoots lightning
into the boys eyes
the penalty for theft
is a harsh reprise
now to this day
the boy lives in the dark
sharing a warning
most grave and most stark

The sky is blue
this is a fact
but dont be so quick
its not exact
for at the end of the day
according to me
the sky gets thrown into the sea
and is replaced by a dark mask
full of holes
u can see past
and though the sky will soon be back
well mostly there
its not exact