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Creepstar Feb 2016
Good afternoon,
what can I tattoo
Ah,half sleeve of Polynesian
To fill left arm on you.

Smoke a joint first?
Whatever you say
As long as your good with it
wouldn't want you slumping,but hey.

If you'd allow me to sketch
clean on to your skin
A few hours of this
we should be ready to begin.

Yes,please tell me of your ****** conquests
of the past week.
I agree if pick up girls from bars
it can be pretty bleak.

Okay we're mapped out
and read to go
Yes bud,it may hurt
that's a given you know.

I've opted for a seven round linner
Not to wide not to thin
I think for the style
it should fit right in.

Should take a few hours
give or take plus time for break
By the end I imagine
there'll be quite the dull ache.

So,how's work been
are you still paid to pave a drive?
Yeah I know it tedious
but you work to survive.

Another spliff break?
Of course you can dude
To stop you having the breaks you need
would be just rude.

I could do with another
cigarette myself
I'm aware that smoking these things
Are bad for my health.

Well we're almost done,
what do you think
Glad you like it
so let's go have a drink.
"Are you happy with the placement and design of your tattoo,remember its a permanent change to your athstetic features and though it can be removed with laser removal surgery at a later date your skin will never be the same again"
"Keep it clean,keep it creamed,don't pick it,don't scratch it,if it itches slap it"

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