THROWBACK to when my mom went out to drink with some friends and then got into a DWI accident that killed her. BAC over 200% the normal amount. I would like to thank not only my dad for cheating on her but also my two older sisters for leaving me alone with her.

I dated a girl once who reminded me of a toxic waste barrel in the shape of an hourglass

I hope my phone dies

before you infect it with a virus of "I love you"s

Type of girl to listen to a song until she knows all the words and then never play it again

My best friend jumped in front of the train I left on
I walk now