Netflix tonight!
The man of the house said
She said "Lets watch a chick flick"
  But he wasn't having that.

"Let's watch Brando it's a classic"
was his next idea,
Last Tango in Paris!
Have you never seen it my dear?

They sat together watching with smart price popcorn and cheap wine
Then came the scene where the old boy grabbed the butter and suddenly it was all in the gutter

Engrosed and engorged or a mix of the two, he shouted get some butter,
"I'll try that with you"

It looked fun at first till she got to his fridge
She opend the door and no butter could she see.
Smart price lard was all that was there, this wasn't Chester oh what a mess

We have none she said in a voice of relief
And headed for bed without a buttered rear seat

Half an hour later then came the shock
The cook came to bed with dripping on his ****
Naked and ****** and wanting a bunk
She fled the bedroom before he could mount

In a nighty like a wigwam caught in the breeze and her funbags unbridled
Down to her knees

She screamed to the neighbours he's trying to **** me with a lard coverd **** and an oversize belly

The police came quick, just like he did
They couldn't stop laughing at his melted dipstick
Take him away the Sgt said
That's the last Tango in Noctorum
He'll have with her!!

Influential sensual dream king
The smoothest stupid truthfulness
That moves me unconditionally
Slick, tall, ripped, and enthralling
Delicious, warmhearted, city-bred, and flawless
Lit like a freshalicious finesse stripper

I dig your assertiveness, your masterfulness
Your staggeringly splashy perfectness
Your masculineness impassions me
To stream with thee to a pleasingly
Prepossessing kingdom teeming
With mad keen and infinite blissfulness

I wanna indulge in your luxurious lascivious hoodness
From head to toe, I wanna slow ******
Your mind, body, and soul
Make your emotions float
Make your deep-set, magnetic, and
Velvet eyes roll back
As you grab my unbelievably heavy funbags

Play with them, squeeze them
Take control of them
Keep me intrigued infinitely
Lead me into blazing hot sultry ecstasy
Lost in your bright and breezy irresistibility
Your splendor of surpassing wonder
Jazzy smashing rareness
I feel closer to my purpose
When you immerse me in your superb fervid earthiness

His luscious muscular structure enraptures me
His top-shelf pecs arrest me
His gangbuster guns stuns me
My mega fresh majestic splash
My sensational stunner

I hunger for his high-pressure thunder
His all-powerful desirable enticingness
Cover my neck and lecherous lips
With the longest, hottest kisses
Embrace me, taste me, engage my attention

Grip my delicious *** cheeks
Eat me out, make my mouth water
**** my huge chocolate *****
******* my rainbow pole
Finger **** me, entice me with his dancing tongue

Stick his thick, lickable cigar in my underground chamber
Hold me close to him
Let me feel his high-powered lightning
Strike every inch of my entireness
Confound me, enamor me, pound me

Permeate me with his romantically expansive love
Govern me, make me burn for thee
Crush me, make me succumb to thee
Pull me into his dopeness
Lick my hole, travel deep into my homoness

Treasure my wetness, stretch me out
Grab my ***** funbags
Snack on my bare spectacular nips
Daddy, tear me apart
Don’t stop, make me fraught

So in awe of his elegant detailed hotness
How he captures incomparable splashiness
Impassioned rhythmicity
I am a lover of his potent photogenic dreaminess
His superlative immersiveness

His manly stance is a work of art
I adore his gorgeous form
The way he takes me
Into his enchantingly breathtaking man cave
Paint my frame in radiant blazing hues

Feel his electricity thrill through me
Ram me like crazy, make me vibrate amorously
Make my legs shudder
Give me a buzz as I worship his utter lekker flex
Make my tunnel rumble
With his crunk succulent thunder

Make me lose my sense of direction
So possessed by his prepossessing finesse
Feel him go deeper inside me
Make my inner world spin around in circles
Taste me like chicken fettuccine alfredo
Like honey garlic steak bites

Discover my innerness
Create blazing-hot equations within me
Disassemble my kingdom of sensuous femininity
As he comes to an ecstatically smashing ******
And cranks out his hot steamy man protein
All over my bountiful pinchable back end

He is the heavenliest, manliest romancer
That leave me open-mouthed
When I feast my eyes
On his astonishingly charming machoness
His polished, bronzed hair
His superb auburn beard
His glowing marigold ears

Touch his monstrous chest
His huge upper arms
His arched, awe-inspiring shoulders
Taste his muscular midsection
Caress his buoyant, substantial thighs

Feel my heartbeat rise
The more I dive into his
Powerfully inviting enticngness
I cherish his verve and swagger
I love to observe his ****** arctic blue eyes
Immeasurable as the depths

I lose my breath when he undresses
And strokes his swollen fire hose
Beckons me to him
To ******* him
Show him my mouth action

Relish the overwhelming passion
Slob on his hot ****
His tasty man berries
Feel him stream through my skin
Make me worship his fat lap rocket

Tell me to get in position
Give me the roughest
And wildest gay pounding ever
Make me feel in my belly
Feel him knead and tease

Probe my exposed peaks
Tongue my jumbo funbags
Excite my backdoor delight
Bite into my velvet back
While the mellow soundtracks
Play in the background

Take me down
With his throbbing hardness
Claim me, overpower me
Bury himself deep within me
Leave my guts covered in his *****

Kicking it with him is all I wanna do
Lay on his expansive chest
Circle my fingers on his defined arms
Draw charming hearts on his toned abs
****** his dapper ****** hair

Share memorable moments together
Where he kisses me
Teases my neck with luscious licks
Nibble on my ear
Speak sweet words
That melt my heart

Be my four-star rock-hard dream-boy
My charming prince
The man of my dreams
I cling to the memories
Of him and me loving each other

I am so lovestruck by his seductiveness
He sparkles like a marvelously picturesque morning
Evokes feelings of bliss
Being surrounded by his commanding presence
I lionize him, immerse myself in him

I am incomplete without his exquisiteness
I crave his closeness
To let him devour me with his mouth
Worship his world
The more he explores my pleasure zone

******* sweetness
Lick and **** my colossal funbags
Kiss and caress my neck
Impress me, suppress me
Arrest me, finesse me

Treasure every inch of me
Gratify my senses
Wander among distant galaxies within me
Make me feel the insurmountable power
Of his high-powered game-changing enticingness