You see after all i my mates laughed at me for being a little ****** kid
there was one friend called lyle who wanted to be my friend at school
and i at that time, thought this friend was cool, seeing i knew nobody else
but we had fun together, like a dream made me understand,that we used
to play basketball at the local courts which i thought was cool, and it would’ve
been nice, if my other school mates would join in, but we did play games
with other kids who dropped in, i just had a dream, where my mate the messiah
came in and taught me how to become respected enough to make it to hollywood
and before you say it, i know he isn’t my daddy, but i was a daddy figure to him
letting him stay at my house, you see we went to the movies and top floriade
and also to the national multi cultural festival, and the messiah said, instead of
shop food, how about you have multi cultural food, yeah, it’s tasty, hey, we also
went to each others houses, i had him sleep over, but i never slept over there,
mainly because, i have caused a lot of problems expecting to sleep over in my childhood
you see lyle came in my dream last night to show me the ***** cool kid, in the form of the messiah
he made the messiah, buy all these tickets to expensive events, like maybe a soccer game
between barcelona and ajax, yeah i used to joke with him, and we saw a stand up comedy event, and we find
that kind of thing very funny, but i heard the witch doctor who killed my previous life patrick dunbar
saying, hang on, are you the guy from the charnwood inn, and he told men to shut up, and i said
leave me alone, i am a family person, i don’t need the crazy demented witch doctor kidnapping my cool kid
the witch doctor, is trying to steal my mate patricks voice saying, i am not a cool kid, to make me too scared
and i really wanted a mate, and lyle was the only young bloke who gave a ****, like take me to bet on the footy
once we turned 18, but in school, we went to the footy and going over to each other’s houses, to play cricket or footy, and mate
lyle was a really big wild boy, he was, ya know a fast bowler and a tough footballer, and i tried to keep fit, so i can
outclass him, and i think i succeeded, but ya know, if you ******* a mate like lyle, he will get cranky, cause he has a
problem worth anger, we also slept in the backyard tent, where lyle said, i ain’t scared of the old boogie woman
but, i was wanting cool friends, as he liked the idea of going to bed early, and my family and lyles family all got together
and talked to each other, and i enjoyed my conversations with lyles mum, mind you, there were moments, where i was
scared to go over, because, i feel if i **** people off, i will have no friends, i remember me and lyle used to be big eaters
but, i don’t want to eat like that no more, because, i don’t want any blood clot, mind you i still eat a lot, but i write and do art
because i need to do things with my art, so my eating doesn’t get the better of me, there is more to brian allan than eating
too much, me and lyle were like two cool people playing bingo, and that was cool, you see,in my dream, my mum packed
a whole case of cakes, for me to share with all the young dudes at the festival, but the messiah felt uneasy and said i don’t want
to be a kid, he said he wants to fucken grow up, but i can’t understand why, he is telling me to grow up, and i hate the idea
of being treated like i am trying to be like other people, like my brother, i am like brian, just me, brian allan, i had fun with lyle
despite him being a loud mouth wild person who liked the idea of picking fights with everyone, but i have to understand
i ******* a lot of people, but this dream shows, all the fun times, i did a horrible crime, but i still think that it was my belief
of being greame thorne and pastrick diunbar in my previous life, being taken too young, was the reason of all my crazy person crimes
and dad couldn’t except i had a mental illness, and either can my old school mates, you see i ignored patrick at the st george bank
in the mall, and i heard him say get ****** brainy, like he was worried, why isn’t brian talking to me, and i said to pat, hi pat and
patrick went sarcastically hi brian, your brother isn’t around anymore, brian, we don’t have to be nice to you, i had fun with patrick
and lyle as well, in the new years eve concert to end the 1980s, me patrick and lyle went to the belconnen soccer club for the
end of the 80s nye party, and me and patrick and lyle had a few XXXX’s, and i got drunk and crashed over patricks house
and i crashed over patricks house, too much, patrick got sick of the fucken sight of me, i can understand in hindsight, that
i ****** him off, so i annoyed the mall crowd, and i was invited to a party, but because of the party i had at my house, where
my dad played taxi driver to all my drunken mates, and i wasn’t really a good host, because, i prefer the laid back lifestyle
partying out in the firehouse nightclub and the private bin in front of youtube, and i would love a televised youtube nye bash
on youtube, but they don’t, so i made my own nye bash, and it was pretty radically successful as well, i have still got my cool
jeans on, from those days, but i am a talented entertainer and actor now, and as much fun as i had with patrick and lyle,
those days are in the past, i am moving on now,
my granny took me to bingo too, my nanny watched the end of the 70s nye concert with me
i remember when jimmy barnes through beer cans at a concert at alberton oval, adelaide
yeah, totally radical dudes