Today's to do list reads like this:

1.Wake up....done
2. Hit the snooze
3. Go back to sleep
4. Repeat number one
5. Now choose
6. A promise to keep
7. I promise to procrastinate
8. Now Scratch off numbers 1-8
9. Pat yourself on the back
10. Question if we really exist?
11. Punch yourself in the head
12. Go to the freezer get ice pack
13. Begin writing tomorrow's list
14. Take yourself back to bed
15. Pinch yourself until you scream!
16. Wake up from this crazy dream!