Well
I promise you it ain't much fun
To be stuck firmly by the ***
And all because some rotten creep
Put super glue on the toilet seat
48 long hours I've sat here
Firmly fixed by my tender rear
Poems scrawled on toilet rolls
Poems sad about glues hold
All I did was on that seat recline
Never thinking it was my time
To be a captive on the throne
That we all use from time to time
Oh woe is me what can I do
I only sat down for a pooh
And now my cheeks are getting sore
And I can't reach the bathroom door

To shout for help