Wrap a scarf about your hairy neck, something fur—something warm. Drive an iceberg, but don’t fall asleep at the wheel (that is far too typical).
Follow the red dots lining the edge of the sky, they will lead you to the drop-off so you won’t be late for school or work. But leave time for coffee, and always ***.
Listen to talk radio, it will keep you in good humor make your hair grow longer fix your handwriting. It is always important to listen with only one ear, for you never know when God will speak.
Limit yourself to one meal a day. You will shrink, sprout wings, like the taste of beetles. Remember the name of your grandmother, though, it will be the password.
If your hair is long enough, untie it and let it become a river. It will stretch for miles and you will never want for water, but you might miss the stars so watch closely, they like to play tricks.
Paint the trees blue; they have never been that color. And wash your hands— the fine is hefty for changing things too much. People become confused and get lost when they do not recognize their own driveway.
When you arrive, present your passport, show the whites of your eyes— it is the only way to prove that you’re real. You will melt and fall silent your hands will become blue (don’t worry, you are safe here). No one will speak to you if you remember your ancestors.
Soon, you’ll reach the edge of the world. Take off your shoes and drop them first. Make your presence known it is good to be small and silent, that way, when you jump from the crumbling cliff of Earth and you fly, everyone will think you fell.