God's apple is so *******
He bit at it and spat out the seeds
And the garden of Eden grew
Another tree, he
Banished the humans because
He needed some quiet
And filled the land
With the seeds of his favourite fruit, God
Is a tree who is firmly
Rooted in the ground and
Stretches out his arms to
Help others, God sent the apples
Down to the world so that
Metaphors could be span out of them
In the hearts of the weary
And in the mouth of lovers
We sat in God's living room
And he offered us
Some apples
We had to decline.