on Planet Urrrgh they don’t go: Burrrp! instead it sounds: Sluuurp!
there are no people there just plain blue shadows that enjoy media discourse on when the light will bring back the substantial bodies they never knew
and on Planet Urrrgh they don’t say: I love you! they say: I love I! they don’t wake up they crawl and creep and never go to sleep; they don’t say: Good day! they just mumble: Oh, no - not me again!
on Planet Urrrgh they don’t have fancy words so they call a ***** a ***** so the females and males don’t make love they just enjoy ***
on Planet Urrrgh their vocabulary consists of just five words: Sluuurp! Iiiithnuu Urrrrgh Prrrghhhjjuu Dooohnttrtrre which loosely translated in earthling language are: Burp! I love I! Oh do that again, baby! And again! O ****!
and if you ask me how I’d know all of this about despicable Planet Urrrgh that’s cos I’m from adorable Planet Trrrrkkkik; and if you dispute what I say about Planet Urrrgh then I say unto you: Trrrrkkkik!