You like the difference between the way
We spread our cheese on our toast, commented
On how methodic I was, got the impression
I am a methodic person.

You walked around my room noticing, all the things
I had put out there for you to notice, I
Am not tidy mostly, And I
Am not methodic
Unless I know you are noticing.

It is all a show, I am all
A show, a well made
Subtle BBC drama with
Period clothing and
Magnificent sets, cause
That is what I am best at - the outside
The scene that sets the mood that makes you
Get into the certain state of mind required for you
To buy my act and then
Wait for more.