earthquakes and such disasters are caused by immodest women; if you are wise you will see this truth
women indecently dressed and accentuating contours cause excitement in vigorous young men; if you are spiritual you will see this truth
the men who thus get excited (and itβs all the womenβs fault, you will agree) and so are led astray by such women and this causes adultery and such immorality which results in seismic activity and so you have earthquakes; if you are pure you will see this truth
itβs true because adulterers do it more vigorously hence the earth trembles more readily