this just in: a needless road rage killing a senseless movie theater killing a pointless middle school shooting a meaningless ****** suicide an irrational child homicide an illogical workplace massacre a specious robbery shooting a mistaken identity ****** an inane ****** for hire plot a random killing of a farm family a worthless gang related ****** a futile car jacking slaughter a crazy serial killing an groundless paperboy shooting an unnecessary police shooting an unfounded revenge ****** a juvenile crime gone wrong a harebrained scheme ending in blood a mad shooting spree more at eleven