Earthy mottled brown, Pomme de terre The humble spud, When not covered in mud; Chipped, boiled or mashed, Steamed roasted or hashed. First the Incas of Peru, Used them in a stew. Now the tubers grown in space, To further the human race. Chopin, Mozart, and Vivaldi, Can all be bought at Aldi. (Other supermarkets are available.) (More varieties are saleable.) A versatile Maris Piper, Couldn't be any riper, When served perfectly baked.