Imagine, having gone to the trouble
of learning how to lip read, then,
standing stationary in The Louvre,

(Just as those devout Catholics did
by the village of Ballinspittle, Ireland,
waiting for the ****** Mary to move).

But, discovering, that not only had
sign language become a freedom
of expression victim under Macron’s
draconian laws, Venus de Milo’s pout
had been pursed as Mona Lisa's were sealed.