Marcus Aurelius down at the auto repair – Now there’s an image, him being an emperor and all One of those philosophers who think about stuff Who ask questions and read and write and stuff
If a man complains about the cost of new tires: Meditations V.9 – “Be not unhappy, or discouraged…” And II.4 – “Remember how long you have been putting off these things…”
If a warranty has expired: VI.53 – “Accustom yourself to listen carefully…” And VII.24 – “A scowling look is quite unnatural.”
If the engine is blown: X.33 – “Now it is not given to a cylinder to move everywhere…” And VII.54 – “…it is in your power to accept…your present condition…”
And with that, Marcus steps outside for a cigarette.
Many quotations attributed to Marcus Aurelius are bogus; I have verfied these.