There once was a gal named Alvina Who lived in a shoe in Regina. She wanted some tea That was straight from the tree, So she shoveled a tunnel to China.
Pelvis
There once was a singer named Elvis Who sang all his songs from his pelvis. He'd speckendick dance Like he had ants in his pants Till fangirls and fruits wet themselvis.
Alvina
There once was a gal named Alvina, A registered nurse for a gyne- cological practice Who purchased a cactus That jumped on a naked ******.
Moana
There once was a gal from Iona Who gave to a fella a bona. They met waist to waist In a manner unchaste, And he made her a moana and groana.
Alvina
There once was a gal named Alvina, A trucker from North Carolina Who'd smoke a whole packa Cigarettes and then hacka Whole lungful of spastic angina.
Kitty
There once was a cat named Aurora Who played with the fauna and flora That made up the playground Where daily she'd play 'round And was part of the casa next doora.
Alvina
There once was a gal named Alvina, A sous-chef from South Carolina. She cut up some meat For a diner to eat That was raw, and she gave him trichina.
Limtard
There once was a castor canadensis who had a lover who was a dude who brewed camellia sinensis and who wrote a limerick that was ******* and rude and crude.