The ring is on the dresser on top of a crumpled letter from the bathroom the trickle of water then the startled screams of her daughter I walk to the bathroom and meow oh look on the floor a blooded towel what is this complicated fuss about I need a crap and need to be let out
Hey, you nearly trod on my tail running out like that you mad cow now she is screaming down the hallway phone what's that's she saying, someone's dead so through the water on the tiled floor trying my best to not wet my paws I leap onto the edge of the bath and what do I see I can never tell you, for I just go meow to please