Well I made a big mistake when Maisie came to me
At first she was a tiny ball of fluff and oh so cute to see
But Maisie is a Labrador as black as black can be
An appetite to match a horse and a bark to shake the knees
Have you ever had a great fat lump climbing on your shoulders?
Well it ain't no fun I'm telling you cos she's like a ****** boulder
But I love that crazy dog even though she's mad
Despite all her crazy ways she's never really bad