god says they found something cool. a graveyard full of all my regrets. they ask if i want to go. i don’t. sometimes i forget god is like this. is it a campground, i ask. aren’t all graveyards campgrounds, god asks. and this should seem profound, right? god of campgrounds. god of mean jokes. word of god. but it's not profound. i ask god if they were looking, but god doesn’t answer. hands me the keys to my truck and calls shotgun.