Stopping your car in the middle of the road
Jokes that people laugh at but hate (puns/offensive jokes)
Drugs (but not alcohol)
Wrestling with animals
Eat the entire pizza in one sitting. Alone
Arguing in public
Respect (apparently)
Making your mom jokes to people with dead moms
Being louder than your dad
Existing completely out of spite (as a result of your mom)
Living with your best friend
Ordering an entire pizza and instead of eating it you just lick off the toppings
Jokes about suicide
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