(1) I posted a poem at hello poetry - and what happened? Somebody started following me
I received a "notification" (I can’t say “much to my gratification”) that someone started following me I think it went something like: “Naked Blueberry started following you”
(2) Oh what did I do? What did I dodo? All I did was to post a poem and not a word from you - O cruel menacing follower - not a comment not an expression of your displeasure but you started following me What did I do? What did I dodo?
(3) Sure I may tell bad jokes and write verse that daily gets worse Yeah, I may look ugly like I stole a look from my fav Mad magazine and once in a while I say something about organisations - but does that warrant you following me and transforming me into a near-nervous wreck?
O Naked Blueberry what did I do? What did I dodo - why do you follow me, you naked stalker? I lie in bed now afraid and my wife worries that I cry out often in sleep: “Hence, You Naked Succubus - Follow me not!” And I dare not approach my car but after looking under bonnet and boot and below the carriage I dare not write a word now but fear that you and your agents will follow and stalk me with ne’er a word, ne’er a warning
At least tell me, please O follower O Naked Blueberry, O Protean Terminator O **** Redberry and all the others in various guises (I know you guys are all one person, namely Lily Raw and Ready) - tell me why you follow, show me cause of your anger O what did I do? What did I dodo? What should I do? What should I dodo?
This is one of those poems where I take a 'risk'... 1) ...just a good-natured dig on the contemporary practice of following but without a comment or clue... 2) I will be away for some time...back possibly early Oct... 3) I'm following this bull that's run into the bush... 4) You guys and gals all have a great time till then...