I can't **** myself Because my parents just bought me a new computer, And that would be a waste of $1000. I can't **** myself Because I put down my first college payment, And that would be a waste of $500. I can't **** myself Because I still have half a pack of Marlboros, And that would be a waste of $4. I can't **** myself Because I told a friend I would see her tomorrow, And that would be rude of me to cancel our plans. But then again, I guess it's rude of me to make plans for a future That I don't expect to have.