My good side is struggling for supremacy
over my bad side which is brimming with evil glee

I could cause them so much trouble
burst their patronising bubble

It would be so easy to return the pain
but nobody would actually gain

I’ll keep their mistake inside
because telling would hurt my pride

Today my good side has won
but bad side is waiting with a loaded gun

I hope I can keep turning the other cheek
revenge only makes me weak