Made your bottle, your ***** changed
your teddy bears all rearranged
winded you and made you giggle
yet you cry and wiggle jiggle

jam on dummy treacle maybe
what's a matter precious baby
rode a mile on grand daddies knee
yet still you cry persistently

have you a tummy ache my pet
then cuddle close and pray don't fret
grand dad will hold you till it's gone
my love my life my sweetest one.