If I was Abe Lincoln I wouldn't a chopped down no cherry tree n if I woulda I sure wouldnt wrote no Proclaimation about it

Times it's best to jes lay low n shut up like I did after shackin  up thet time with that  Betsy Ross kid

No tellin what woulda happened if that got out!

Anyways me and Karl Marx gotta go get bin laden for the meetin at George bush's
Place

N ya know how he gets If yer late!