Saint Peter do you hear me when I'm prayin' ? If so I hope you know that I ain't playin', I swear to God I mean it when I'm sayin' If there's no ******* in Heaven I ain't stayin' !! I've lived long and now my hair's a grayin' The Golden Rule I've always been obeyin' From the straight and narrow I've never done much strayin' But if there's no ******* in Heaven I ain't stayin' ! I look forward to the glory of the cities, Put together by holy angelic committees Singing praise and holy angelic ditties. But I'll not see it if I don't see no ******* So Saint Peter please hear me when I'm sayin' IF THERE'S NO ******* IN HEAVEN I AIN'T STAYIN' !!!!