Last night at the ABBA hotel
in Santander, Arly, a guests
dog got loose and barked like
a rooster, waking up the house.

This morning at breakfast I was
going to give them a piece of my
mind, as indeed was everyone
else, but they failed to show!

Well; have I news for you, he's
here on the ferry, just spotted him.
First chance I get, if the owners are
not looking, he's going over the side.