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Ryan O'Leary
Poems
Oct 2018
Plastic
[ Mass Noun ]
He pays cash for his plastic,
and with plastic for his cash.
But he is conscious of waste,
because his condoms are of
organic polymers,
Elastic, with an expansion
joint and a shock absorber,
Bespoke, moulded to his
shape, whilst soft.
He's a P.V.C. a Paddy and
Very Catholic,
But he confesses that he has
no problem with Synthetic's,
Yet, his girlfriend, who has
a double name, Polly Esther
Is allergic to nylons so she uses
fish nets, at Christmas, for Santa!
Written by
Ryan O'Leary
Mallow.
(Mallow.)
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