Stop it!
Stop playing Mucho Man,
while you’re ahead just quit,
because over your testosterone levels I don’t give a ****!

Babe,
If you wore a pink shirt,
I’d still think you’re a man,
If you learnt to dance with me,
I’d still think you’re a man,

If you watched my favourite movie with me,
I’d still think you a man,
If you cried at the end,
Oh my sweetheart I’d still think you’re a man!

If you took my hand and drew me near,
Begged me to never leave you,
I’d think you a man,

If you couldn’t **** a spider,
I’d still think you a man,
If u hugged your mother and told her you loved her,
I’d still think you a man,

Because truth is baby,
You are a man,

If you pull my chair out for me
Or let me go in first,
I’d still think you a man,

If U wrestled with me and let me win,
Baby I’d think you a man,
If U wrote me poetry,
I’d still call you a man,

If u kissed me in front of your friends,
You’d stay a man,
If you could knit
Sow,
Or cook and clean,
My baby you remain a man.

And Baby if you showed me you loved me,
And admitted you feared to lose me,
I’d believe you!
My man!

And If you where not afraid to be who you are,
Oh goodness my baby,
I’d still call you a REAL Man!